paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

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