the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via some---random)

satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

(via repeat1ng-apolog1es)

satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

(via repeat1ng-apolog1es)

wisepuma23:

thegalacticdeepend:

hadeniikuze:

the-megs:

guruthethird:

padalurki:

isaacedlahey:

on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say

romeo & juliet

Fight Club

The Great Gatsby

The Bible.

And we have a winner.

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(Source: grantaired, via whentheworldstops)

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork, via 69cupsoftea)